officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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awildraxacoricofallapatorian:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

I love how his introduction card pops up as if O’Reilly’s editors are saying “We don’t agree with him.”

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stay-strong-mydear:

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

this post fucked me up

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via cherryandbelgianchocolate)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

"Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant."

— Unknown (via erebores)

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sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

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