• baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good

"Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!"

— I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie)

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

(via dutchster)

john who? john watson? john f kennedy? johhny phantom? johnny bravo? and y would I share my coke with anyone? bitch, im thirsty! #CocaCola #iDontwannashare #whodafuqisJohn #thisReallyBothersMe #cokemismo #itsAsmallBottle

john who? john watson? john f kennedy? johhny phantom? johnny bravo? and y would I share my coke with anyone? bitch, im thirsty! #CocaCola #iDontwannashare #whodafuqisJohn #thisReallyBothersMe #cokemismo #itsAsmallBottle

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

(Source: lifeinthelittleapple, via kaientais)

catceleste:

hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of

(via selfmadesuperhero)

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

(via kaientais)

earthgoth:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

23 OUT OF 36

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